AI-Powered Bio Destruction

Your bio. BrutallyHonest.

Paste your LinkedIn, X, dating app, or Instagram bio. Pick your pain tolerance. Get a witty takedown and sharper rewrites that actually land.

Roast My Bio πŸ”₯

Free preview available Β· Pro unlocks unlimited roasts, every heat level, and shareable roast cards.

Pro-gated roast lab

Features unlock here.

FREE MODE
0/280 charactersPro raises the limit to 1,200 characters

Share card

Every generated roast now gets a viral result page, a downloadable fiery card, and a one-click tweet with #RoastBio.

RoastMyBio Pro

Stop rationing the heat.

The webhook now records paid Stripe checkouts in the database. Claim with the same checkout email and Pro persists with cookies plus localStorage fallback.

$7.99one-time
♾️Unlimited roasts

Free: 1 free preview

Pro: No daily cap

🧠Longer bios

Free: 280 character limit

Pro: 1,200 character deep dives

πŸ”₯Every heat level

Free: Gentle mode only

Pro: Gentle, Medium, Full Roast

πŸ’€Share cards

Free: Link + tweet card

Pro: Premium full-heat cards

1

Paste a bio

Drop in the copy that needs humbling.

2

Pick the heat

Free users get gentle; Pro gets the flamethrower.

3

Share the damage

Pro members turn results into shareable cards.