AI-Powered Bio Destruction
Your bio. BrutallyHonest.
Paste your LinkedIn, X, dating app, or Instagram bio. Pick your pain tolerance. Get a witty AI takedown and 2–3 sharper rewrites that actually land.
Free preview available · Pro unlocks unlimited roasts, every heat level, and shareable roast cards.
“Serial entrepreneur with a passion for disruption” — yes, you've disrupted exactly three LinkedIn followers and your mom's peace of mind. Your bio reads like a motivational poster had a quarter-life crisis.
Suggested rewrite ✨
“Building [X] to solve [specific problem]. 2 exits, 1 pivot, 0 regrets.”
Pick Your Pain Level
From a gentle nudge to a full character assassination
Gentle
Constructive criticism with a smile. We'll tell you what's off — lovingly. Like a therapist who bills hourly.
Medium
The truth, served hot. Expect direct feedback and zero diplomatic filters. Your feelings might get slightly singed.
Full Roast
No survivors. We will find every cliché, every humble-brag, every red flag — and light them all on fire. Professionally.
RoastMyBio Pro
Stop rationing the heat.
Upgrade once for unlimited roasts, access to every pain level, and polished shareable roast cards built to make your friends ask for one too.
- ✦Unlimited bio roasts
- ✦Gentle, Medium, and Full Roast modes
- ✦Shareable roast cards
How It Works
Paste Your Bio
LinkedIn summary, Twitter/X bio, dating app opener, Instagram blurb — whatever you're brave enough to submit.
Pick Your Heat
Gentle ribbing, medium heat, or the full character assassination. You chose this. We respect the bravery.
Get Roasted
Receive a witty AI takedown + 2–3 sharper rewrites that actually make you sound like someone worth hiring (or dating).
My LinkedIn bio said I was a 'visionary thought leader.' RoastMyBio called it 'corporate astrology for people who read Rich Dad Poor Dad twice.' I rewrote it. I got three interviews.— Someone who survived the Full Roast
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